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[danzan]

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[speed_of_snark]

That makes you incredibly rare. Usually I only grow on people AFTER the sex.

Goddammit Logan how does anybody ever think you're dumb? That's philosophy shit right there. You just quoted Aristotle at me!

So. What makes YOU happy, mon minou?

[danzan]

I just read. Doesn't make me smart. [ The person who calls him stupid the most is, of course, himself. ]

I'm happy now. Teaching, being an X-Man. Having people who'll remember when my birthday is. A boyfriend who calls me a kitten. Long as I got a home and people I care about and good things to do, I'm set.

But it took me 180 years to get here, so it ain't that impressive.

[speed_of_snark]

Bullshit. BULL. SHIT. You did not just parrot information at me - you explained it and made it relevant. You got me to understand when I have no background in literature OR philosophy. That's fucking smart.

When is your birthday?

Ah, some of us are far behind. You'll have to forgive those of us who've not yet obtained that wisdom.

[danzan]

Sure I forgive you. Thanks for thinking I'm smart.

[ It's nice. ]

My birthday's 5th of April, 1832. But I still get surprised when the kids get me a cake.

[speed_of_snark]

You're welcome.

That's because you still think nobody loves you.

[danzan]

Yeah. That's probably it.

[speed_of_snark]

Yeah, I know.


(You are. A lot. By several people. In lots of ways. And I know you probably don't buy it, but there we are.

Ps: super hot professor vibes, seriously can you lecture while nude?)

[danzan]

I'm not lecturing nude.

[ He's going to save that message, though, just as he tends to save everything that vaguely references to compassion sent his way.

See, Jean-Paul, you're an asshole, but not all the time. ]

But I'll lecture clothed and you can get me naked after.

[speed_of_snark]

Oh, you'll lecture nude because I've decided I want it.

I always get what I want.

[A blatant lie, at least concerning what's important to him.]

[danzan]

Jesus Christ.

[ Logan's charmed all the same. Maybe he's broken. ]

I guess you do.

[speed_of_snark]

Non, Jean-Paul!

Merci.
What are you doing anyway?

[danzan]

Reading Hemingway. [ what did you expect ]

What're you doing?

[speed_of_snark]

Of course you are.

Just finishing some paperwork. You want to be left alone or you want some company?

[danzan]

Depends on 1) if you can bring Sprite; 2) how interested you are in watching a documentary about jellyfish.

[speed_of_snark]

1) I'm the fastest man alive, you think I don't have time to get a Sprite for my man?
2) Extremely. Be there in fifteen. Look sexy.

[danzan]

I want a case of Sprite.

I also don't... the fuck does "sexy" mean?

[speed_of_snark]

ok piggy a case it is.

Omg Logan are you for real?

[danzan]

Thanks, sweetheart.

And seriously. Do you want me in a suit?

The shirt you left behind?

Panties?

[speed_of_snark]

<3 mon minou.

You'd wear all of those? Would you even fit my shirts?
If I ever see you in a suit I might die of shock.

[danzan]

[ A BRIEF EXCHANGE TO EXPLAIN LOGAN'S DELAYED REPLY
Logan: Hey Rogue, what's this? Less than--?
Rogue: That's a heart, Logan.
Logan: ...oh. Huh.
Rogue: Does Northstar call you kitte--
Logan: No. ]

I own a suit. The hell makes you think I don't own a suit?

[speed_of_snark]

[If he saw that, his Grinch heart would grow three sizes. He assumes Logan hasn't mentioned their relationship to anyone.]

I've never seen you in one. Like not a tux, a suit. You really have one? And you would wear it?

[danzan]

I have one in all black and one in greybluesomething. [ Fuck whatever that's called. Yukio thought his fashion sense was atrocious. It's not the first time someone's thought his manner of dress atrocious. ]

They're custom fit or something. I don't know. Some lady measured me and it was done.

I'd wear one if you wanted me to.

[speed_of_snark]

Ok I wanna see that someday. It sounds hot as hell.

Also panties really?

Logan when I say sexy I mean whatever makes YOU feel sexy btw

[danzan]

I can smell when you want me.

Don't need an outfit.

[ But he will admit: ] They make panties really soft. [ Which feels nice on an enhanced sense of touch, as it should. ]

[speed_of_snark]

Really? Is that annoying?

Then don't wear one.

I'd be into that. I'm into lots of things.