danzan: (Is this what it's like to be an adult?)
Jimmy ([personal profile] danzan) wrote2035-01-20 05:28 pm

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STARTERS & PROMPTS ENCOURAGED.
feel free to pm me for discussion!
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
The tips are the worst. Mmmm. [He wraps his arms aroubd Logan's neck.] Lay down wit' me.

[So bossy.] I cannot get over this. I feel like I'm twenty, Chrrisse.
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, they're both a complete mess. So is the bed, Jean-Paul is discovering. But that can wait a minute because he's not done running his hands all over Logan, apparently.]

Because at twenty I had boundless energy and was more likely to act head over heels for a guy.

[A kiss to the top of Logan's head.] We're gross. You wanna shower? I'll give you a minute and then I'll come wash your back.
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snort.] You've not tired me out completely yet, mon minou.

Maybe I just want to allow you some privacy to tidy up because I just came in you twice. ...I still can't believe that. I mean for real.
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not remotely.

Jean-Paul watches and considers pouncing.]


Why are you so hot? Ughhhh. Go, go, I cannot look at you. I'll be in the shower in five. I wanna wash your hair. And I promise after we're clean I'll rub all over you so you won't be mistaken for a stray.
speed_of_snark: (damn I'm pretty)

XD

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alone, Jean-Paul sighs. Aloud, he mutters in French:] You've got it bad, Jean-Paul.

[He gets up and strips the bed, speeds to the linen closet, returns, and makes the bed once more. That done, he dumps the sheets in Logan's laundry basket and strolls into the bathroom. He hops into the shower.]

Allo. [A nuzzle before stealing the soap. Jean-Paul is a vigorous scrubber, himself, and is the sort to actually use a nail brush. Then he snags the shampoo. Standing behind Logan, he starts soaping up the other man's hair, fingers massaging his scalp. He hums as he does this, something upbeat.]

speed_of_snark: (clothing optional)

painfully so!

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[A snort.] I know. [He does rinse, taking the shower head off the hook to do so carefully, then looks around.]

...Logan, where is your conditioner? Don't feel me you don't use any.
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-23 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Logan, you're such a lumberjack. [He puts the showerhead back up, washing and rinsing his own hair quickly.]

Driving a truck listening to John Denver, wearing flannel. THIS is why people think you're a top. But good on you for not conforming to stereotypes.

If I'm gonna use your shower often, I intend to bring product.
speed_of_snark: (laugh)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-24 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
They really do. It's stupid, but people aren't that bright. They see a big burly guy who can beat people up and go, oh, he must be dominant all d'time.

[He catches the towel and dries off quickly, moving to hang it up before he steps close to Logan. He wraps his arms around him and nuzzles his neck.]

Warrior wit' a poet's soul. That's you. My big ol' kitty cat.
speed_of_snark: (bed)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit.

[He grins at the tickling, then follows, eyebrow raised a little.]

Mmmm. Can't traumatise them. [He sits on the freshly made bed, ignoring the request.]

I'll be up before the kids anyway. I've got to be in the office for nine. You wanna get dinner tomorrow night? I'd love to take you out.
speed_of_snark: (whee!)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean-Paul doesn't smile a lot in public, unless he's off skiing or flying or something of that sort. Smirk, sure, but the dawning look of pure delight he gives Logan at the very mention of a suit is not something anybody else is likely to see.]

If you want to. I wasn't going to make it that formal, but. ...there's a good Italian place. Not too pretentious.

...goddamn I love your stupid hair.
speed_of_snark: (pillowtalk)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[The very second he flops down Jean-Paul is curled around him.]

Stupid hair. I have one hundred percent made fun of it, oh, a billion times? Over the years. Joke's on me, now I think it looks great. God I hate myself, sometimes.

I promise you'll find somet'ing that you like. And there's good wine.
speed_of_snark: (pillowtalk)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2018-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I'll buy you some. [Because to Jean-Paul it's that easy. Logan likes a thing? He will get the thing. He doesn't stop to consider how people might view this casual show of wealth, or that maybe Logan's not going to want to get everything he asks for.]

Okay. Mmmmm. I don't mind. ...suit'll be nice. [His eyes close, his body apparently deciding it should sleep.]