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[danzan]

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[speed_of_snark]

You're welcome.

That's because you still think nobody loves you.

[danzan]

Yeah. That's probably it.

[speed_of_snark]

Yeah, I know.


(You are. A lot. By several people. In lots of ways. And I know you probably don't buy it, but there we are.

Ps: super hot professor vibes, seriously can you lecture while nude?)

[danzan]

I'm not lecturing nude.

[ He's going to save that message, though, just as he tends to save everything that vaguely references to compassion sent his way.

See, Jean-Paul, you're an asshole, but not all the time. ]

But I'll lecture clothed and you can get me naked after.

[speed_of_snark]

Oh, you'll lecture nude because I've decided I want it.

I always get what I want.

[A blatant lie, at least concerning what's important to him.]

[danzan]

Jesus Christ.

[ Logan's charmed all the same. Maybe he's broken. ]

I guess you do.

[speed_of_snark]

Non, Jean-Paul!

Merci.
What are you doing anyway?

[danzan]

Reading Hemingway. [ what did you expect ]

What're you doing?

[speed_of_snark]

Of course you are.

Just finishing some paperwork. You want to be left alone or you want some company?

[danzan]

Depends on 1) if you can bring Sprite; 2) how interested you are in watching a documentary about jellyfish.

[speed_of_snark]

1) I'm the fastest man alive, you think I don't have time to get a Sprite for my man?
2) Extremely. Be there in fifteen. Look sexy.

[danzan]

I want a case of Sprite.

I also don't... the fuck does "sexy" mean?

[speed_of_snark]

ok piggy a case it is.

Omg Logan are you for real?

[danzan]

Thanks, sweetheart.

And seriously. Do you want me in a suit?

The shirt you left behind?

Panties?

[speed_of_snark]

<3 mon minou.

You'd wear all of those? Would you even fit my shirts?
If I ever see you in a suit I might die of shock.

[danzan]

[ A BRIEF EXCHANGE TO EXPLAIN LOGAN'S DELAYED REPLY
Logan: Hey Rogue, what's this? Less than--?
Rogue: That's a heart, Logan.
Logan: ...oh. Huh.
Rogue: Does Northstar call you kitte--
Logan: No. ]

I own a suit. The hell makes you think I don't own a suit?

[speed_of_snark]

[If he saw that, his Grinch heart would grow three sizes. He assumes Logan hasn't mentioned their relationship to anyone.]

I've never seen you in one. Like not a tux, a suit. You really have one? And you would wear it?

[danzan]

I have one in all black and one in greybluesomething. [ Fuck whatever that's called. Yukio thought his fashion sense was atrocious. It's not the first time someone's thought his manner of dress atrocious. ]

They're custom fit or something. I don't know. Some lady measured me and it was done.

I'd wear one if you wanted me to.

[speed_of_snark]

Ok I wanna see that someday. It sounds hot as hell.

Also panties really?

Logan when I say sexy I mean whatever makes YOU feel sexy btw

[danzan]

I can smell when you want me.

Don't need an outfit.

[ But he will admit: ] They make panties really soft. [ Which feels nice on an enhanced sense of touch, as it should. ]

[speed_of_snark]

Really? Is that annoying?

Then don't wear one.

I'd be into that. I'm into lots of things.

[danzan]

Hell no. You kidding me? You already smell good, so when you want to fuck it's

[ He doesn't know how to explain it in proper people terms without using terms like "rut" and "mammalian reproduction" and "my legs turn into jelly and I want you to spread them". ]

It's my favourite scent lately.

Are you gonna introduce me to these things as we go?

[speed_of_snark]

Ok well THAT'S pretty cool and now I'm carrying sprite and trying not to get turned on in thec grocery store

I'm saying whatever you like? I'll try. I want to spoil you.

[danzan]

[ He doesn't know what's cuter: the image of Jean-Paul in a grocery store, or the fact that he thinks Logan's worth spoiling.

Both, probably. ]

Think I told you before I'm as vanilla as they come.

[speed_of_snark]

I don't buy that. You've worn panties.

K paying now be there in a few