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[danzan]

STARTERS & PROMPTS ENCOURAGED. feel free to pm me for discussion!

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[rehandle]

No, it's not. Unless you're still shitting. In which case, please refer to my previous advice

[danzan]

Do you think I am?

[rehandle]

Beats me. I don’t have prior experience with your toilet texts.

[danzan]

Well

[rehandle]

You’re kidding me. How often?

[danzan]

Almost weird how invested you are in this.

[rehandle]

I don't think it's weird to take an interest in how often you're shitting while we talk.




Alright it reads a little weird but

[danzan]

I have a nighttime routine.

Sometimes you write me within that routine window.

[rehandle]

[ this is hilarious what the fuck ]

I'm honoured to have insinuated myself right between sitting & wiping.

[danzan]

Never had my phone on me in the school until you, Strange.

[rehandle]

My legacy. Bad influence to none other than the Wolverine himself

[danzan]

The Mystic Arts thing is a little more of a big deal.

[rehandle]

Eh. There are plenty of Masters of the Mystic Arts. There’s only one guy who somehow bullied you into being responsive to texts regardless of the time and place or other ongoing activities

[danzan]

Bullying's a strong word.

[rehandle]

Coerced? Convinced? Encouraged? Insisted?

[danzan]

Uh.

Influenced?

[rehandle]

So we agree that I'm a bad influence

[danzan]

Just an influence.

Can't be bad if my life's better for it.

[rehandle]

Could. I could give you plenty of examples where a bad influence could make your life better. But at what cost?

One of these days you're going to drop your phone down the toilet.

[ let him have this, Logan ]

[danzan]

You'll be more annoyed by that than me.

[rehandle]

OK wiseass

[danzan]

🤡

[rehandle]

You’ve got too much power.

[danzan]

Only have yourself to blame.

[rehandle]

It’s not my fault I’m such a great conversationalist that you feel compelled to reply so consistently.

[ is he now arguing the exact opposite of what he was 3 seconds ago? amazing ]