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STARTERS & PROMPTS ENCOURAGED.
feel free to pm me for discussion!

It’s not my fault I’m such a great conversationalist that you feel compelled to reply so consistently.

[ is he now arguing the exact opposite of what he was 3 seconds ago? amazing ]

Ah, OK.

So I should stop.

You could try, but you'd miss me. Again, faultless. It's just my magnetic personality

What, and I can't resist because I'm mostly adamantium?

[ oh my god ]

How many times have you heard that one?

Enough that it isn't special.

If it’s any consolation, I didn’t make the leap until you spelled it out. That was all you.

It counts when you're the one who's fucked me up irreparably.

Part of the 21st century now. You’ll never be the same again.

Isn't life all about change anyway?

Careful. You’ll get snapped up by my lot with a worldview like that.

I'd fail Tibetan Hogwarts in a heartbeat.

🤨

What now?

My bad joke was an accident. Tibetan Hogwarts?

That's what it is.

Why do you fixate on everything.

1. Was I 12? Did I get a letter and a cutesy steam train ride? No. If anywhere's Hogwarts it's your place.

2. I've got to get my kicks somewhere

You went to magic school. This is mutant school.

And we stopped sending letters when I became headmaster.

Your mutant school is a mansion in the countryside full of kids. You're mutant Dumbledore.

OK.

I'm destroying the Oppo myself.

Try it and Dumbledore spreads.

You're blackmailing me?

I guess so.

[ excuse him while he

laughs ]

OK. [ You're cute. ]

I won't destroy my phone.

God you're difficult.

I bet you say that to all the obnoxious sorcerers who don’t shut up.

You’ve given me too much power now, Logan. Let this be a lesson. It starts with texting a person from the toilet, and before you know it all he’s gotta do is cry Dumbledore and you’re toast.

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